Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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