Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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