Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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