I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
