question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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