Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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