It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
