I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
