I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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