so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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