Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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