therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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