this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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