Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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