You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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