He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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