I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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