We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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