Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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