It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
My dick has a subreddit
We are all done wearing pants today
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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