You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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