It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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