so that wasnt chicken after all
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We had sex on a dog bed..
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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