Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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