i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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