why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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