Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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