I want to stick my p in your. b.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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