Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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