HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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