So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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