around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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