I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
tell me about the eggs
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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