There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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