I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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