I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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