Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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