laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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