what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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