we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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