Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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