lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Are we still banned from the library?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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