Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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