I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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