I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
this will be a night to untag.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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