Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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