it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
