Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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