the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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