Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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